June 29, 2010

Mom: If you made more money what would you buy?
Me: Better weed.

Someone has a problem, but I'm not pointing fingers.

June 28, 2010

How in the hell did I end up actually hanging out with my booty call AND enjoying it? Worst possible scenario ever.

June 21, 2010

It would suck to be a famous person looke-alike and actually base your entire life around that fact.

June 8, 2010

June 1, 2010

Not nearly high enough; I want to be catatonic. Had subtle, emotional day. Glad it's almost done.

There is a guy that's been half heartedly (or lazily) chasing after me. I was under the impression that it was only to bone, but apparently he wants more than that or something. He never came out and said it, but today he got all weird and final while chatting because I haven't seen him in a couple of weeks and I was like, 'huh? what? I thought it was just a fun thing? nada serio?'. There goes that booty call.