I have the apartment to myself tonight. And I just shaved my chocha. It's party time.

Smoked myself a bowl. Bought $140 worth of clothes. Got no reason to call home.

My usual hook up is on speed dial, but I have no reason to go with him.

The night is young, but I still haven't showered and I'm high and naked.

I have no hot water so kind of feel like taking a cat bath and calling it even.

My hair is just so gross. I don't know how to pull off gross, dirty hair.

I might have to learn, though 'cause it's 9:42pm and I still haven't showered.

I'm so fucking lazy.

Coldest shower of my life.